Johnny is a character who sells those odd products that you'll never really see, even on late night T.V. He seems to test them for the first time in front of the camera and unlike the true pros who operate in the real world, fictitious Johnny never knows what to expect from the things he's selling.
If you need to sell worthless crap to stupid people, call on Johnny Pitchman!
There's nothing more fun than singing in the shower, but some of us need musical accompaniment and a shower just isn't big enough to fit a whole band into. Good news. Now there's SHOWEROKE!
Ever wish you could watch the big game without needing to leave to use the bathroom? Wish you had one piece of clothing that was always ready to wear? Hate playing Skyrim and being interrupted by a need to tend to personal hygiene after a few days?
Your problems are solved with the Eternal Slackass Osmosis Jumpsuit!
Gloves and hats are great, but nothing is worse than a cold rearend. Well, Johnny has the product for you!
He really should stop trying to film commercials live though. Especially after skipping lunch and having chili and hot dogs for breakfast.
Leave Holiday Decorations up Year Round!
Do you hate having to put those holiday decorations and that big Christmas tree away every year? Well, Johnny Pitchman has the answer! Just install a couple of false walls.
Inspired by Nancy Liquori.
Sure, it looks like paint for your lawn, but it's 100% inorganic formula does so much more!
Although "Just for Lawns" hit the web a few days earlier, Johnny Pitchman actually shot his first ill-fated ad as an after credits gag for "The League of Science".
You can see more League episodes on their YouTube channel at: http://www.youtube.com/user/theleagueofscience
This is the Froggerizer 3000 ad on it's own. Doesn't make as much sense without relating it to the video game, Frogger spoofed in the above video, but it's a time saver.
Shot really on the quick. You can actually hear Val's dog tags jingling in the background.
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